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Why Wouldn't They?

by Adam Baum

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They let their dog drop a front yard log
Sure, of course, why wouldn't they?
They messed the wall of the restroom stall
Sure, of course, why wouldn't they?

Well there ain't no reason to it
But you know they're gonna do it anyway
Because sure, of course, why wouldn't they?

They're shooting cans 'cause the beer is trans
Sure, of course, why wouldn't they?
No go, gonna stop the drag show
Sure, of course, why wouldn't they?

Well there ain't no reason to it
But you know they're gonna do it anyway
Because sure, of course, why wouldn't they?

Sure, of course, why wouldn't they?
Now if they could why shouldn't they?
No good if I couldn't say
Sure, of course, why wouldn't they?

Ban a book without taking a look
Sure, of course, why wouldn't they?
Forcing ladies to birth a bunch of babies
Sure, of course, why wouldn't they?

Well there ain't no reason to it
But you know they're gonna do it anyway
Because sure, of course, why wouldn't they?

Skin too brown, they'll fly you out of town
Sure, of course, why wouldn't they?
They come around gunning everybody down
Sure, of course, why wouldn't they?

Well there ain't no reason to it
But you know they're gonna do it anyway
Because sure, of course, why wouldn't they?

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released June 11, 2023

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Adam Baum Lydick, Indiana

Has been on Dr. Demento and the Funny Music Project, so at least a few people thought it was funny, besides, Kurt thinks it is, and ya know, that's cool enough.

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