Granny's got gummies in her purse, granny's got gummies in her purse
Chicken getting roasted, Granny getting toasted
Granny's got gummies in her purse
Granny's got gummies in her purse, don't need a doctor or nurse
Your uncle and your cousin, knew that she was buzzin'
Granny's got gummies in her purse

Back in the 80's as a younger lady, swore the devil's weed was a curse
Now she's over 80, she's done a 180
Keeps a stash of gummies in her purse
She says they help her sleep, instead she gets all deep
The cookies that she makes, they get us half baked
Granny's got gummies in her purse

Granny's got gummies in her purse, granny's got gummies in her purse
Turkey getting basted, Granny getting wasted
Granny's got gummies in her purse
Granny's got gummies in her purse, don't need a doctor or nurse
Don't ask her for a mint cause you might get bent
Granny's got gummies in her purse

Granny's eating gummies, now she's all chummy
She's funny but forgets what she said
Granny's eating gummies, feel good in her tummy
Feels even better in her head
Don't need meds or tonic, now she's got the chronic
Twist up a fatty, share with grand daddy
Granny's got gummies in her purse

Granny's got gummies in her purse, granny's got gummies in her purse
Ham's de-boned, Granny's half stoned
Granny's got gummies in her purse
Granny's got gummies in her purse, don't need a doctor or nurse
Always so funny cause it's always 420
Granny's got gummies in her purse

Granny's got gummies in her purse, granny's got gummies in her purse
Chicken getting roasted, Granny getting toasted
Granny's got gummies in her purse
Granny's got gummies in her purse, don't need a doctor or nurse
Your uncle and your cousin, knew that she was buzzin'
Granny's got gummies in her purse
The cookies that she makes, they get us half baked
Granny's got gummies in her purse