Frozen Joe the Embryo

by Adam Baum

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lyrics

I've got a son his name is Joe
Frozen Joe the Embryo
Warms my heart though he's so cold
Frozen Joe the Embryo

He never cries, no diaper smells
He's an icy ball of cells
Got no heart and got no brain
But he's a child now just the same

Frozen Joe, Frozen Joe, Frozen Joe the Embryo
Not quite alive but has a soul
Frozen Joe the Embryo

I take him to the park to play
No fear he'll get away
Got no arm and he got no leg
Like yesterday he was just an egg

Seeing him fills me with hope
Though I need a microscope
Got his picture on the wall
Ain't he one good looking ball

Frozen Joe, Frozen Joe, Frozen Joe the Embryo
Not quite alive but has a soul
Frozen Joe the Embryo

One thing you can do for us
Is find an open uterus
Where he'll implant and start to grow
Until then he's Frozen Joe

Frozen Joe, Frozen Joe, Frozen Joe the Embryo
Not quite alive but has a soul
Frozen Joe the Embryo

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released March 1, 2024

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Adam Baum Lydick, Indiana

Has been on Dr. Demento and the Funny Music Project, so at least a few people thought it was funny, besides, Kurt thinks it is, and ya know, that's cool enough.