Gender Bender
Because your genome has a Y chromosome
That doesn't mean you're a male
The S R Y gene, it doesn't always mean
You're into chicks without fail
You can't always say it's in your DNA
That we don't fully understand
A woman or a man, well it's not a simple plan
Gender bender, ain't it grand?
LGBTQ, what should I call you?
Gender dysphoria does vex
Are you cisgender transgender it's a never ender
Gender fluid and intersex
Gender conforming now seems so boring (with)
Today's rich phylogeny
If you're nonbinary, you're not so scary
Hats off to androgyny
Anyone who cares is a giant derriere
Bend that gender it's OK
There's no big mystery because it's all biology
You are what you are anyway
No need for cursin', to me you're just a person
So be whatever you want
Reassign, reversin', to me it ain't perversin'
Convert your penis to a ****
What can I say, there's a million shades of gray
The black and white world has gone away
Homo or hetero, nothing could be better-o
So bend that gender it's OK
Anyone who cares is a giant derriere
Bend that gender it's OK
There's no big mystery because it's all biology
You are what you are anyway
Has been on Dr. Demento and the Funny Music Project, so at least a few people thought it was funny, besides, Kurt thinks it is, and ya know, that's cool enough.
