WWJD

What would Jesus do?
Buy an oversized house and an SUV, yeah, that’s pretty much what Jesus would do
Hit the mall for a shopping spree, yeah, that’s pretty much what Jesus would do
Invest his savings in an IRA, hang out at the clubhouse sipping Chardonnay
Yeah, that’s pretty much what Jesus would do, ain’t it crazy that he’s just like you?

What would Jesus do?
Grub hot wings till he busts his pants, yeah, that’s pretty much what Jesus would do
Yell woo at girls looking for romance, yeah, that’s pretty much what Jesus would do
Gotta find out if that’s what he’d do, gonna give him a call and see if it’s true
Yeah, I gotta know what Jesus would do, gotta know if he is just like you

Hello, Jesus? This is………….oh yeah, of course you knew who it was. Listen bro, I’ve got a quick question.
Now I’m down with your love thy neighbor business; but were you serious about the whole rejection of worldly possessions and living in service to others thing?………yeah………is that right………….Mother Theresa?..............oh wow, well, ya know I kind of like all my stuff and poor people are just kind of gross and icky………..OK………yeah I’ll try. But just in case, do you have Mohammed’s number?

What would Jesus do?
Beg his church to buy him a plane, yeah, that’s pretty much what Jesus would do
Build a golden shrine to his own name, yeah, that’s pretty much what Jesus would do
Make bobble-head dolls of him and the pope, hang out with Willie maybe smoke some dope
Yeah, that’s pretty much what Jesus would do, ain’t it crazy that he’s just like you?