Once her name was Carly, now she’s a he named Charlie
His first time in the men’s room I was dumping a gnarly
With a smell straight from Hell and the sounds, like a Harley
My new diet plan was rich in barley
The ladies room by contrast, it comes with much less bombast
But Charlie cast that all into the past
He’ll learn to finish really fast, fresh air will never last
Get out before you’re dead from being gassed
Chorus
Welcome to the men’s room, the most wretched place there is
There’s a heavy price to pay each time you take a whiz
Don’t sit on the seats, use a hundred toilet paper sheets
Welcome to the men’s room, what a treat
Now I think I’m progressive and not at all possessive
‘Bout who does thier business where, I’m not oppressive
So come on in, be expressive, I’ll never be obsessive
Just remember NOT to flush if it’s impressive
Chorus
Though you may not have male parts, you’re a man to take these farts
I know you must have balls just to walk into these stalls
I don’t care if you see, or if you stand to pee
Now "yer-in" the urinals with me
Has been on Dr. Demento and the Funny Music Project, so at least a few people thought it was funny, besides, Kurt thinks it is, and ya know, that's cool enough.
