This Gun’s Alright

So I heard this guy from the NRA
He said to end violence, you gotta get a gun today
Why let the criminals have all the fun
Now Granny’s got an uzi watch the bad guys run
So I got myself a pistol and an AR-15
I loaded up with bullets and an extra magazine
What could possibly go wrong when everybody’s armed
Now we can be sure that nobody gets harmed

Well I got into a spat at a traffic light
Next thing I know it became a gun fight
Bullets were a flying from the left and the right
Six bystanders died but it was worth it alright
Now I’m invincible, I feel like a man
I ain’t taking no shit with a weapon in hand
The second amendment gives me the right
To bunker in my arsenal every night

Chorus
I know my rights, this gun’s alright
Ready to fight, this gun’s alright
Don’t cross me tonight, this gun’s alright
Gotta get a gun to survive through the night

So I walked into the ER with a bullet in my chest
I had to wait in line, behind all the rest
I got so impatient, and it made me upset
So I whipped out my gun, now they won’t forget
First I shot the doctor, then I shot the nurse
I started thinking maybe all these guns were a curse
Then I thought no, they got what they deserved
So I bled to death knowing that justice was served