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The New G​.​O​.​P.

from One Man Band by album, satire

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New GOP

This ain’t your daddy’s GOP no more…

Once you were legitimate, an economic plan
Easing regulations would help the working man
But by the 1990’s, y’all took an ugly turn
You courted far right crazies and the votes that they could churn

You tried to axe Bill Clinton for a sweet White House blow job
Now you’re all supporting the most repugnant slob
A self confessed sex criminal who brags about it too
No morals and no dignity, shame on all of you

Conservative Saint Reagan must be turning in his grave
To see his grand old party turn so recklessly depraved
Their brand new colors shining through, they’re not red white and blue
Now they’re screaming neon orange with bile green goo

GOP, that’s grab our pussies…

Now it’s a stupid circus, you’re an international joke
Any shred of decency has now gone up in smoke
The ultimate embarrassment upon the grand world stage
Thank you all, you’ve ushered in a new disgusting age

At least back in the day it wasn’t spoken, though implied
Now you have no shame, so there’s no need to hide
I’m glad it’s in the open, just what you’re all about
Anyone with any sense should hurry to get out

GOP, that’s guns over people…

R is now for racist,
E for enciting violence
P is now for pussy that you’re free to grab in silence
U is for ugly,
B is for bombast
L is for the lying even when caught in the act
I is for insane, or maybe for inane
C for crude or crassness, infecting all your brains
A is for asshole,
N for no respect
S is for the sickening we’ve now come to expect

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from One Man Band, released December 27, 2016

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Adam Baum Lydick, Indiana

Has been on Dr. Demento and the Funny Music Project, so at least a few people thought it was funny, besides, Kurt thinks it is, and ya know, that's cool enough.

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