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Side Effects are Killing Me

from Adam Baum Gets Darker and Heavier by album, satire, sort of

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May cause internal bleeding and abdominal pain
May cause heart arrhythmia and swelling of the brain
May cause hallucinations that will drive you insane
Not to worry, no pain no gain

A burning sensation in the face and hands
Hope you're a nausea and diarrhea fan
Swelling of the tongue and throat feels grand
Not to worry, that's part of the plan

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These side effects are killing me
They're just as bad as the disease
These side effects are killing me
I'll take my chances with disease

If you don't die of what makes you ill
The side effects of the pill likely will
If after treatment you are still alive
Do thank big pharma that you did survive

May cause difficulty taking a breath
And there's a small risk of sudden death
You may loose sleep like you were on meth
Do ya think you'll get better, don't make no bets

May cause a big blood pressure drop
Consult your doctor if your heart does stop
Dizziness spins your head like a top
This should be illegal, I'm calling the cops

Chorus

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from Adam Baum Gets Darker and Heavier, released January 17, 2017

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Has been on Dr. Demento and the Funny Music Project, so at least a few people thought it was funny, besides, Kurt thinks it is, and ya know, that's cool enough.

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