I can drive right past the police station, open beer in hand
Shooting out my window with no fear of reprimand
Do donuts in the front yard of a family with dark skin
I know I’ll be forgiven for my every little sin, ‘cause I’m a..
Short haired middle aged white guy in a pickup truck
Profiled as someone who can’t be up to much
The speed limit’s 40 and you’re nailed at 41
While us short haired middle aged white guys have the fun
They’ll never pull me over for a taillight out in back
You won’t be so lucky with your nerve to drive while black
Make sure you follow all the rules exactly on the spot
Not signaling when you change lanes just might get you shot, you should be a..
If you want to win big, get short blond wig
You won’t be surprised with blue contacts in your eyes
You’ll be free to race with white powder on your face
You can be drunk and high if you’re a middle aged white guy
I know it’s not fair that there should be such bias
But leveling the field might cause some major riots
I thank the good Lord every day for my straight up luck
That I’m a short haired middle aged white guy in a pickup truck, yes I’m a..
Has been on Dr. Demento and the Funny Music Project, so at least a few people thought it was funny, besides, Kurt thinks it is, and ya know, that's cool enough.
