Hillary is a zombie alien risen from the grave
Comes to abduct your children and turn them into slaves
Hitler didn’t die in that bunker like they say
He came back as Elvis who is still alive today
Tell a lie enough times, eventually it’s true
Read it in the fake news that’s made up just for you
Presaged by George Orwell in 1984
It’s the post truth era ‘cause reality’s a bore
Vaccines cause autism, the feds created AIDS
To kill off minorities before they make the grade
The government controls the weather, climate change is a scam
Cooked up by the media ‘cause they don’t give a damn
Tell a lie enough times, eventually it’s true
Read it in the fake news that’s made up just for you
Presaged by George Orwell in 1984
It’s the post truth era ‘cause reality’s a bore
Bigfoot is conspiring with the ghost of JFK
To poison all our water and kill us all today
Prince and Michael Jackson are alive and have a plan
To turn our country into Islam-Ameristan
70% of what our president says ain’t true
That don’t seem to matter much to folks like me and you
Double down on doublespeak, make it up as you go
Facts are inconvenient and are not part of this show
Tell a lie enough times, eventually it’s true
Read it in the fake news that’s made up just for you
Presaged by George Orwell in 1984
It’s the post truth era ‘cause reality’s a bore
Has been on Dr. Demento and the Funny Music Project, so at least a few people thought it was funny, besides, Kurt thinks it is, and ya know, that's cool enough.
