Yeah he’s a ton of fun to hang around
Oh the outrageous things he’s said
Though deeper down, he’s more than loud and brown
A darker, starker shade of red
My asshole friend, he’ll screw me in the end
Gotta dump my asshole friend
Time to dump my asshole friend
He did offend all my now former friends
He always ruins everything
But there’s no doubt, one day he’ll get called out
And I’m tied to him with a string
My asshole friend, he’ll screw me in the end
Gotta dump my asshole friend
Time to dump my asshole friend
Once I got my ass kicked for a stupid fight that his ass picked
I’m an asshole by association
I can’t defend having him as my friend
We’re overdue for a termination
My asshole friend, he’ll screw me in the end
Gotta dump my asshole friend
Time to dump my asshole friend
If you’re sucked in with your own asshole friend
Wipe it off and walk away
Otherwise, it comes as no surprise
He’ll make a stinking mess I say
Your asshole friend, he’ll screw you in the end
Gotta dump your asshole friend
Time to dump your asshole friend
America, dump your asshole friend
Or he’ll screw you in the end
You know he’ll screw you in the end
Time to dump your asshole friend
Has been on Dr. Demento and the Funny Music Project, so at least a few people thought it was funny, besides, Kurt thinks it is, and ya know, that's cool enough.
