My Own Jihad
My neighbor Steve he never rakes his leaves, that infidel must die
Jerry from work, man that dude's always been a jerk, that infidel must die
My cousin Bob, what a pathetic slob, that infidel must die
I'll get em all in the name of some God, it's my own jihad
I'll get em all in the name of some quasi-mythical supernatural entity that I somehow feel will be pleased if I kill a bunch of people....it's my own jihad

I'll get backing from Russia, Vladimir will crush ya, you infidels must die
With funding from China, you know I'm gonna find ya, you infidels must die
I'll get suicide bombers to put an end to commerce, you infidels must die
I'll get you all in the name of some God, it's my own jihad
I'll get you all in the name of some quasi-mythical supernatural entity that I somehow feel will be pleased if I kill a bunch of people....it's my own jihad

If I don't get my, you'll all have to pay
If I'm not in control, you're gonna have to go
How great will it be when you all think just like me
But if you disagree, brother you will bleed

I'll nuke my own city for being too shitty, those infidels must die
Drop a bomb on my pad, my dog has really been bad, that infidel must die
The only real solution, a total revolution, all infidels must die
I'll do it all in the name of some God, it's my own jihad
I'll do it all in the name of some quasi-mythical supernatural entity that I somehow feel will be pleased if I kill a bunch of people....it's my own jihad