X is the problem, although it might sound strange
Algebraically, I try to rearrange
It's probable that a solution can be found
Can't seem to solve it and it's got me counting down
X always varies in my mind
Hope x approaches zero over time
X can't be factored 'cause it's prime
X must be a function of why
X is the problem it's a cosine of my times
That explains the tangents ever present and sublime
X fractallizes my brain's geometry
Adding to subtraction from the empty set in me
X is the problem growing exponentially
Hope someday it levels off to curve logistically
X is the theorem that I can't seem to prove
Upward to infinity, the only way it moves
Has been on Dr. Demento and the Funny Music Project, so at least a few people thought it was funny, besides, Kurt thinks it is, and ya know, that's cool enough.
