Is It Getting Hot in Here?

Burn up the gas and burn up all the oil
Fire the coal until we all boil
A trillion tons of carbon won’t affect the atmosphere
Is it just me or is it getting hot in here?

Don’t go green ‘cause we’re in the red
Wind and solar might as well be dead
A longer summer is a cause for cheer
Is it just me or is it getting hot in here?

Chorus
Is it just me or is it getting hot in here?
Global warming is not my fear
I’ll be swimming in December with an ice cold beer
Is it just me or is it getting hot in here?

I’ll be surfing through Manhattan when the oceans rise
A beach house in Atlanta what a nice surprise
Environmental Nazis better all steer clear
Is it just me or is it getting hot in here?

Tree hugging hippies and eco-freaks
Can join the penguins on the las ice sheets
And if they melt I won’t shed a tear
Is it just me or is it getting hot in here?

It might feel strange, this climate change
If your city gets flooded, we’ll just rearrange
Your driveway’s now a moat for your brand new motor boat
I’m sure you’ll find a way to make your house float

Hot as Death Valley in the summertime
Without another winter I’ll be doing fine
Farming in Siberia is getting near
Is it just me or is it getting hot in here?