Ever since I can remember and even way before
Somewhere in the Middle East there’s always been some war
Now I’m no world leader or a diplomat it’s true
I’m just a dumb hillbilly, but I know just what to do
Crush the movement with a KFC
They’ll forget all about it once they try that recipe
We’ll undermine ISIS with 11 herbs and spices
We’ll crush em with a KFC
They’ll be busy finger lickin when they taste the Colonel’s chicken
Original and extra crispy too
Who’s got time for killin’ when your belly is a-fillin’
With greasy blood vessel cloggin’ goo
While they’re kicked back digestin’, we’ll just keep investin’
We’ll slip a strip mall right next door
We’ll deck them out at T.J. Maxx, they’ll forget their planned attacks
Soon they’ll be beggin us for more
We’ll give em all free wi-fi, their joy will be sky high
We’ll get em hooked on cute cat videos
They won’t wanna hollah, they’ll be busy praisin’ Allah
For drive thru tater wedges on the go
Thanks to Colonel Sanders, won’t need no tank commanders
We’ll share a 10 piece bucket in peace
Al-Qaeda wouldn’t risk it, for a flaky golden biscuit
Popcorn chicken fills the Middle East
Has been on Dr. Demento and the Funny Music Project, so at least a few people thought it was funny, besides, Kurt thinks it is, and ya know, that's cool enough.
