Before you ask I will let you know, I didn’t see that viral video
Before you ask, no I did not see that hip new show that’s on t.v.
I must’ve missed that new movie too starring whats-her-face and God knows who
I also missed that awesome game with some sports team with some sports name
Don’t bother talking to me because I don’t know shit about anything that’s of interest to anyone
Anytime anyplace anywhere, no interest to anyone ever
I didn’t check out your Facebook post, even the one that got liked the most
I didn’t download the latest app or tweet or text you all my latest crap
I didn’t hear that new hit song, the one that’s got everybody singing along
It’s by some chick singer with just one name; you must think my life is pretty lame
Insta what? Snap-a-who? This dude don’t have a clue
Xbox and such it’s all too much my clutch is out of touch
Kids today and their dungarees, their shaggy hair and their jazz LPs
Ditched the 8-track and dumped CDs, now they have electronic disease
Pasty skin and bodies frail, they guzzle energy drinks from a 5 quart pail
If I tried I know I would fail; they’d lock me up in pop culture jail
Has been on Dr. Demento and the Funny Music Project, so at least a few people thought it was funny, besides, Kurt thinks it is, and ya know, that's cool enough.
