Bought me some shoes on line
Shipped fast and fit just fine
Now the internet thinks I’m obsessed
This guy loves shoes he just confessed
Shoes in each pop up ad
Shoe ads make me go mad
Shoe ads are everywhere
Don’t want no more, just got my pair
Market profiling me, white male age forty three
Loves shoes and herbal tea
Market profiling me, no I don’t love herbal tea
I clicked inadvertently
Now a tea selling spree’s in line for me on line
That’s fine, Google read my mind
So I took myself off line, leave all shoe ads behind
But the market followed me, shoe ads on billboards and tv
The web has hacked my mind, see shoe ads all the time
In my head and in my dreams, buy more shoes the message screams
Chorus
Plant an app inside my brain, advertise ‘til I’m insane, nonstop commercial train
Has been on Dr. Demento and the Funny Music Project, so at least a few people thought it was funny, besides, Kurt thinks it is, and ya know, that's cool enough.
