If Lucifer came down
To shut abortions down
I’d hail him for his high morality
How bad can he be
If he agrees with me
I’ll forgive a few atrocities
...Seems alright by me
I’d sell my soul
If it helps me in my goals
Good old Beelzebub
I know he’s wick-ed
Kind of dick head
Now I’m in the club
Though I know he’s a nub
My bud Beelzebub
Satan’s smiling, he throws a wink my way
says all the things I want someone to say
Today he’s OK
Despite the anguish he caused yesterday
Today he’s A OK
He says he’s now into God
Not one to spare the rod
He’s against Obamacare as a rule
He’s not into human rights
Likes picking pointless fights
To me that seems to make him pretty cool
...I’ll be his tool
He’s strong and sure
Swears his heart is pure
Good old Beelzebub
Sure I believe him
He wouldn’t deceive ‘em
Now I’m in the club
Though I know he’s a nub
My bud Beelzebub
Satan’s smiling, he throws a wink my way
Says all the things I want someone to say
Today he’s OK
Despite the anguish he caused yesterday
Today he’s A OK
...and he’ll cause again today
Has been on Dr. Demento and the Funny Music Project, so at least a few people thought it was funny, besides, Kurt thinks it is, and ya know, that's cool enough.
