We can’t kick cancer and we can’t cure AIDS
But hey, we’ve got boner pills
We can’t cure hemophilia or hairy cell leukemia
But hey, we’ve got boner pills
If you’ve got meningitis, don’t even try to fight it
Just take a boner pill
No matter what your ill, you can always make it fill
Cause we’ve got boner pills
Take your lady to Niagara and swallow a Viagra
It’s a boner pill
Tell your sweetie Alice, you just took Cialis
It’s a boner pill
Just find a senorita when you’re on Levitra
A lesser known boner pill
Tell your cousin George that he can be engorged
If he takes a boner pill
There’s lots of ways to spend our time
And ways to spend each research dime
With every ailment under the sun
The boner pill; priority one
Don’t be feeling gimpy because you got a limpy
Take a boner pill
The evening is placid, but you’re a little flaccid
Take a boner pill
You try to be a hero but your meter’s on zero
Take a boner pill
If more than 4 hours, the mood really sours
This goddamn boner pill
Has been on Dr. Demento and the Funny Music Project, so at least a few people thought it was funny, besides, Kurt thinks it is, and ya know, that's cool enough.
