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Black Friday Crack High Day

from One Man Band by album, satire

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These low low prices are oh so nices, My advice is shop today
I'll gladly trample some old grandpa, he shoulda got out of my way
There's not enough, I need more stuff, I will play rough to win the prize
It's the reason for this whole season, so pleasin' to my eyes

Black Friday it's like crack high day, smack my way to a deal
Black Friday it's attack or die day, hijack my way to a steal

Scream and holler to save a dollar, I gotta collar merchandise
I'll fight and claw for what I saw, only all will suffice
Black Friday.....

Bargain hunt diseases are the only thing that pleases
tis the season to consume
So to hell with our man Jesus, gift wrap those gourmet cheeses
Seize enough to fil a room

So make it count, drain your bank account, it's paramount to pay the least
It's not moronic, it's cheap electronics, so pounce on it like a beast
Black Friday...

So just keep shoppin', there ain't no stoppin', keep soppin' up the greed
It's oh so merry to be so buried by very much stuff you don't need
Black Friday....

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from One Man Band, released December 27, 2016

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Adam Baum Lydick, Indiana

Has been on Dr. Demento and the Funny Music Project, so at least a few people thought it was funny, besides, Kurt thinks it is, and ya know, that's cool enough.

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