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lyrics
Once a guy under 35
Could have a real good life
Good job, new car, a house with a bar
And maybe a good lookin' wife
Seems those days have passed away
In the haze of yesterday
Now crushing loans and broken homes
'bout all that's left today
What happened to the money?
Where did those dollars go?
On the table at the Golden Corral
And a condo in Boca Raton
What happened to the money?
Where did those dollars go?
Tucked away in IRAs
On the Gulf of Mexico
Dad's just trying to make it
While Grandpa's livin' large
Mom thinks she can fake it
Life's sweet for old Aunt Marge
Ain't no shock this voting block
Backed by AARP
Shifted wealth to spite your health
To live on Easy Street
There's only so many slices
Of this ol' American pie
Crumbs and crust for the rest of us
'cause y'all never seem to die
Has been on Dr. Demento and the Funny Music Project, so at least a few people thought it was funny, besides, Kurt thinks it is, and ya know, that's cool enough.
