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lyrics
If you wanna go swimming where sharks live
You might get bitten by a shark
If you walk your dog where alligators live
Might be your last walk in the park
Stupid is as stupid does, stupid as anybody ever was
Stupid did as stupid done, stupid as just about anyone
If you live in a fire maintained ecosystem
Your house just might burn down
If you build on a coastal floodplain
Know that your house might drown
Stupid is as stupid does, stupid as anybody ever was
Stupid did as stupid done, stupid as just about anyone
If you hike in the desert in a heatwave
You might die from the heat
If you take a selfie with a bison
Might get trampled under its feet
Stupid is as stupid does, stupid as anybody ever was
Stupid did as stupid done, stupid as just about anyone
Has been on Dr. Demento and the Funny Music Project, so at least a few people thought it was funny, besides, Kurt thinks it is, and ya know, that's cool enough.
