Microplastics

by Adam Baum

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We're so full of microplastics we won't rot
We're so full of microplastics we won't rot
When we pass away you know our bodies won't decay
We're so full of microplastics we won't rot

There's teflon in my skin and in my fat
There's teflon in my skin and in my fat
So if I die today for millennia I'll stay
There's teflon in my skin and in my fat

Chemicals are everywhere, they're in the water in the air
In the hair of every polar bear
Make us mental, make us fat, make us have a heart attack
Though our corpses will remain intact

Forever chemicals all in my brain
Forever chemicals all in my brain
I'll lay in repose, but my head won't decompose
Forever chemicals all in my brain

Ain't no bugs gonna eat me when I die
Ain't no bugs gonna eat me when I die
They'll find that my old hide is loaded up with pesticides
Ain't no bugs gonna eat me when I die

We're so full of microplastics we won't rot
We're so full of microplastics we won't rot
When we pass away you know our bodies won't decay
We're so full of microplastics we won't rot

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released April 5, 2024

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Adam Baum Lydick, Indiana

Has been on Dr. Demento and the Funny Music Project, so at least a few people thought it was funny, besides, Kurt thinks it is, and ya know, that's cool enough.

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