And You're OK With This?

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Jews Don’t Want to Replace You (They chanted) Jews will not replace us in Charlottesville that day I wondered were there any Jews who would want to anyway Live in their mothers’ basements consuming on line hate Don’t seem right that an Israelite would think that was so great No one will replace you, I think that’s safe to say Jews will not replace you, they wouldn’t want to anyway No Cohens and no Goldsteins gonna take your job today Jews will not replace you, they wouldn’t want to anyway Jews don’t want a beer gut, or tattoos on their face Jews don’t want to plow their cars into a crowded place Jews don’t want your cool skull ring or that creepy short haircut Jews will not replace you but they just might own your butt I understand life can be hard, underpaid security guard Your ticket to the middle class was missed But there’s a way to change the score, stop voting for the money whores They’re the ones at whom you should be pissed
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You took the bet now you drown in debt But the economy's doing great Lost your home, can't pay your loans But the economy's doing great Now you can't afford room and board But the economy's doing great Have no fear about next year The economy's doing great Life is sweet out on Wall Street The economy's doing great While old main street's looking battered and beat But the economy's doing great Minimum wage is all the rage The economy's doing great No one cares about your despair The economy's doing great The rich are getting richer, how it was always meant Business is a-boomin' if you're in the 1% Uninsured? You don't need a cure The economy's doing great Always broke, about to choke But the economy's doing great Your crappy old car won't get you far But the economy's doing great You lost your head and you feel half dead But the economy's doing great
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Speck of Cosmic Dust Insignificant, totally irrelevant speck of cosmic dust I hear you vent about the stupid president, remember this you must He ain’t so big and he ain’t so bad, he’s a speck of cosmic dust What an insignificant, totally irrelevant speck of cosmic dust He’s an insignificant, totally irrelevant speck of cosmic dust You’re at a loss about your stupid boss, her head you’d like to bust Hey don’t fret or be upset, she’s a speck of cosmic dust What an insignificant, totally irrelevant speck of cosmic dust She’s an insignificant, totally irrelevant speck of cosmic dust I hear you cry about the Nazi guy in whom you have no trust Don’t be sad, you should be glad, he’s a speck of cosmic dust What an insignificant, totally irrelevant speck of cosmic dust He’s an insignificant, totally irrelevant speck of cosmic dust We make like all this matters and we’re special, it’s a curse But we’re just a quantum flicker in this giant universe Come and see it my way, this truth can set you free Our problems have no meaning, all we gotta do is be I’m an insignificant, totally irrelevant speck of cosmic dust You’re an insignificant, totally irrelevant speck of cosmic dust We’re insignificant, totally irrelevant specks of cosmic dust
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A Punch in My Gut and a Kick Upside My Head My bankrupt farm was a, total loss But we sure showed those Chinese, just who is the boss A punch in my gut and a kick upside my head A punch in my gut and a kick upside my head That’ll show ‘em all that the states ain’t dead Then I got sick, but I lost my health plan But we sure showed those Socialists, just who is da man A punch in my gut and a kick upside my head That’ll show ‘em all that the states ain’t dead I like the abuse, it makes me feel of use It may seem obtuse, but it’s better than the noose A historic flood wiped out my whole town But we sure showed those ecofreaks just what’s going down A punch in my gut and a kick upside my head That’ll show ‘em all that the states ain’t dead
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Baby Jail 02:23
Baby Jail Sorry Miguel I know you’re only three, but you came to this country illegally Now you’re going to jail, going to baby jail Momma wailed and poppa sailed back home where he came from It ain’t cruel, a law’s a law, now you’ll never see your old grandma Cause you’re going to jail, going to baby jail Justice prevails, the system won’t fail, you’re going to baby jail Stephen Miller takes the winner’s cup, his Muslim ban was just a warm up Now they’re going to jail, going to baby jail Kick and flail to no avail, you’re going to baby jail Sorry Miguel I know you’re only three, but you came to this country illegally Now you’re going to jail, going to baby jail Momma wailed and poppa sailed back home where he came from
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Mayor Pete Mania He’s too young some folks will say To be the President of the USA No experience on the national stage Better stick with somebody who’s 3 times his age Mayor Pete mania, Mayor Pete mania He looks fourteen, now that’s insania Mayor Pete Mania I can’t explain t’ya Come and join in the Mayor Pete mania Buddha.. Butta.., just call him President Pete Buttazjhug.. Butti.. Bootagig.., just call him President Pete Elizabeth Warren just gets me snorin’ Bernie’s shouting leaves me doubting Let’s forget-o all about Beto Don’t try to scare us with Kamala Harris It might sound cold, but Joe’s too old I’ll passo on Julian Castro He might be a looker, but no Cory Booker A definite nay on Amy K.

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released April 14, 2019

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Adam Baum Lydick, Indiana

Has been on Dr. Demento and the Funny Music Project, so at least a few people thought it was funny, besides, Kurt thinks it is, and ya know, that's cool enough.

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